Singer-songwriter, congenital Utican, and thesaurus addict currently in an indefinite box-checking respite ✦ Physics educated, intuition driven, and sixth sense intrigued ✦ Long track speed skating full-immersion retiree ✦ PDX sabbatical endorser ✦ Peripheral homosexual with gay-influencer admiration and closeted aspiration ✦ Blissfully content in metropolitan or backwoods environments yet suburbia allergic ✦ Semicolon eager; application apprehensive ✦ Wannabe progeny of a John Denver, Indigo Girls, and Dave Matthews quad ✦ Ardent pamphlet-pushing organized religion de-emphasizer ✦ Unofficial “power with no accountability” researcher and global investigator ✦ Male pattern bald fringe fraternal exemplar ✦ Eager hopeful awaiting appointment to Catholic Church delegation tasked with Virgin Mary rebranding through pragmatic Rosalyn Russell-portrayed Auntie Mame persona ✦ Child prodigy tambourine player ✦ Grass roots curiosity advocate, defender, spokesperson, and fundamentalist ✦ Terence McKenna-level behind-the-curtain AAA adventure status recipient ✦ Masculinity stick-poker, inquisitor, and deconstructionist ✦ Autumn melancholy mood seeker ✦ Main stream pop culture admirer with clichéd 1980’s MTV primary cohort bias ✦ Radiator of Gen-X wisdom, kindness, and open-minded patience yet sporadically an eye-rolling judgmental bitch ✦ Great horned (and marginal) owl venerator ✦ Local stuttering prototypical and origin mechanism hobbyist ✦ Lifelong enrollment in the Respect Healthy Boundaries Or Fuck Off continuing education program ✦ Adirondack chair global sparsity lamenter ✦ Expeditious pen clip ripper-off-er ✦ Narcissist expostulator, awareness spreader, and historical pandemic theorist ✦ Gaslighter inoculated and charitable provider of personal offender elucidation ✦ Considerer of red delicious apples as defining an inferior boundary in a dualistic universe ✦ Certificate of Mastery recipient in the Lone Wolf During Transitions survival program ✦ Glorifier of hands and minds that craft with passion through personal ascendancy ✦ Flannel shirt inclined vanilla bean moisturizing lip balm junkie and yellow-pad line spec connoisseur ✦ Ever evolving, ever perspective changing, ever empathy acquiring modest diva with precision and efficiency fixation; routinely plain in speech, footprint, and dress.